TOILET

RESPECT THE TOILET SPACE

A Senator said he was confused about what pleading guilty would mean. That is like a pilot saying he saw nothing wrong with opening the cockpit door at 23,000 ft for some fresh air. Call me old-fashioned, but knowing how laws work just seems like it should be a prerequisite for making laws. If he is lying and knew what he was doing when pleading guilty, I think he should step down. If he really was that incompetent, I think he should stay. I figure he can’t be any worse than the other silly people who are already in Congress. His excuse that he sits wide-legged in the stall and accidentally touched the officer’s foot with his own foot seems completely plausible to me. I know sometimes at the urinal, I have needed more space. Heck, sometimes I even accidentally use the urinal beside me while someone is already there, with sincere apologies of course. At church, I need an entire pew due to my wide-legged posture and my uncontrollable sliding from side to side across the pew. I sincerely covet the old woman’s forgiveness for shattering her hip during Amazing Grace. I hope that she was not just giving the song lip service and she drops her charges against me. He also said he was reaching under the stall to slide over…He was reaching under the stall to slide a bolted down toilet over. Then to pick up something off the floor despite never offering up any piece of paper he reached on the pissy toilet floor to retrieve. I’d think that if the piece of paper was so important to pick up off of an airport bathroom floor, it would be easy to produce. I know if my wife gave birth and my baby was born on the airport bathroom floor, it’s up for grabs. I kid, I kid! I would pick my child up and wrap it in a disinfectant wipe. The Senator said he thought pleading guilty would make the charges go away. Apparently prisons are full of people who made this mistake as well.

Judge: “How do you plead to these two counts of armed robbery?” Soon-to-be-Butch’s playmate: “Guilty, your honor. Let’s all go home” Judge: “You are now hereby sentenced to 45 years to booty-pounding prison!” Butch’s new boytoy: “WHAT?? I JUST WANTED TO PUT THIS BEHIND ME!” Butch: “I’ll get behind you! He he he! How many people have been ravaged by Butch due to making this same mistake? I think now is the time to galvanize the force of the American people behind this confusing notion of “guilty” pleas and pass legislation to define what exactly guilty means and its ramifications. If the Senator, a learned man can be so easily tricked, hoodwinked, and confused, then what hope do the rest of us have to understand matters that are clearly beyond the scope of any human’s understanding? There should be people who make a living explaining and operating on the behalf of those who struggle with such mentally challenging concepts like N-O-scent. What is that, you say? There are people who do that? Attorneys??? Well the Senator was clearly a victim of society and needs to be supported in his feeble mental-state by loving taxpayers. We can even give him a “job” to make him feel important and clap for him whenever he does anything that would be considered juvenile to you and me, like balancing the checkbook. We’ll call it Congress.

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PUBLIC TOILET in Houston using 1 way glass Toilet themed restaurants in Taiwan

Toilet themed restaurants are not something new in Taiwan; it has been around since 2004 (or earlier) with people dining in a toilet like environment and eating from a mini toilet bowl.

I always thought that the business idea won’t last long; but with the recent exposure by foreign press and bloggers, it seems that these eateries are becoming a bizarre-food icon from Taiwan… something like eating fugu in

Japan and live octopus in Korea. Below are some pictures from Modern Toilet, a food chain that operates 12 toilet themed restaurants in Taiwan; these pics are from its outlet in Shilin, Taipei…

(source :http://yeinjee.com/asianpop/toilet-themed-restaurants-in-taiwan/)